Mummy Dear

Torren refound his lemur today and named it "Mummy Dear."

Stormdrain =

A rain toilet.

My teeth

"Are slidey."

After we went to the dentist....

My leg hurts...

I think I need to have surgery too.

You look like a ghost.

Me: “Why?”

Torren: “Because you’re so white.”

Me: “Gee. Thanks. I guess summer is over.”

 

Servitude with an Attitude

Leaving the house this morning, I asked Torren to pull the door shut behind him. He quickly replied "I'm not your servant, Mom..."

After farting at the table...

Torren look's around to see who noticed and quickly covers by claiming: "That was a boat sound."

Mommy, Does God wear a suit?

Probably he has a suit made of stars.

Aged

Torren: "Mama, why do I have an old Dad?"

*Melt!* :)

Just showed Torren the cover of People where Beyonce was voted World's Most Beautiful Woman. He says, "No, you're the most beautiful woman in the world..."

You know what?

I think, that probably, no one needs to wear clothes....

Torren wants to send you...

A card! He drew a guy with a walkie talkie and a sword and said he wanted to send it to Lesley. ;) but not before he wrote his name and a smiley face that turned into a big orange dot.

Grannie's Glasses

Grannie was telling her story about having a rushed morning trying to get Grandpa Charles loaded up to see the doctor along with Henry. She got to the part where she told of accidentally putting Henry in Torren’s big boy car seat instead of the rear facing infant carrier. Torren asked Grannie: “Grannie, did you not have your glasses?”

 

Dear Grannie...

Of all the babies, Lee is the three-est, cause he's three.

You've heard of Robot Chicken...

 let me introduce Robot Grandpa! This the title for today's creation...

No big deal.

Torren was finishing going pee-pee upstairs in our bathroom. He left the toilet to go wash his hands and then turned around 180 and went back to the toilet. I thought maybe he had unfinished business and then I heard a sharp plastic thud and saw the little man walk again towards the sink. I asked him curiously what he did, and nonchalantly he replied, "Put the seat down. For you."
Wow.

I dont like kissing...

Just mommy.

Grannie?

Where do you want your flowers growed?

From Grannie:

This morning Torren asked me not to get Henry (who was crying at the time) until he (Torren) left the room because “he (Henry) louds it up.”

Why?

“Grannie, why are you so old?”

Papa?!

"Papa?! Papa?! I dont know where that old Papa is..."

What Grannie Made for Dinner

Yummy Lemon Salad!

TORrenado...

Torrenado, TORrenado…

Comin’ to get cha,

TORrenado….

You can’t run,

You better hide.

Torrenado, he’s an F5…

TORrenado, what cha gonna do?

Torrenado, he’s comin’ for…(pause for dramatic effect)

YOU!!!